Tattoo Jack

"I can't wait until I can get a tattoo, I already know what it's gonna say... Lego Jack. Because I know you only got tattoos for things you'll always love and I'll always love Legos even though I'm really a science guy, I think a Bill Nye tattoo would be weird. And Benjamin Franklin wouldn't fit on my knuckles, I guess I could shorten it to Ben Frank, but people would be like 'what's up with the Ben Frank, are they your kids names or something?' I wouldn't want to explain that all the time. And Lego Jack doesn't need explanation. I mean if you can't figure that out, I probably wouldn't be spending my time with you anyways. For my second tattoo I think I'll get a portrait of Benjamin Franklin on my chest where my heart is, because I love him too. Without him we would have nothing. Some people think he wasn't that great and they're all 'Einstein was the greatest' but really they don't know what they're talking about. Einstein was just some weirdo with crazy hair. E=mc2. That's just silly, it doesn't make any sense anyways. I think it has to do with math or something. Math is okay I guess, but really science is my subject. So I guess what I'm really trying to say is will you take me to get a tattoo for my 10th birthday?"

"No Jack, you can wait until you're 19 like I did. Now get out of the bathroom and let me take my shower in peace!"

I rarely get an uninterrupted shower. Jack likes to sit in the tub that's next to the shower and talk my ear off. I've tried locking the door, but he knows how to unlock it. At least I'm being entertained with the hilarious rambling of a 7 year old. 7 going on 27.